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Ilya Rozanov?

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Shane Hollander.
I... I wanted to introduce myself.

3
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Oh, I'm... I'm not sure
you're supposed to smoke here?

4
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OK.

5
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You're an awesome player 
to watch.

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Yes.

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Anyways, I... I should go.
They're --

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waiting for me.
But, um...

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good luck
in the tournament.

10
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You will not be so nice
when we beat you.

11
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That's not happening.

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See you in final.

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<i>"It may be cold in Saskatchewan,</i>

14
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<i>but here at the
International Prospect Cup,</i>

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<i>fans are hoping
for something hot on the ice,</i>

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<i>a Canada-Russia final</i>

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<i>showcasing the two most talked
about prospects in the world:</i>

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<i>Canada's Shane Hollander,</i>

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<i>and Russia's Ilya Rozanov.</i>

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<i>First, you've got Ottawa's
own Shane Hollander.</i>

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<i>From everything
we've seen and heard,</i>

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<i>he may not be the most sociable,</i>

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<i>but this is the kid with
the highest hockey IQ out there."</i>

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<i>"Incredibly smart,</i>

25
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<i>incredibly dedicated to the game</i>

26
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<i>and incredibly fast."</i>

27
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<i>"And that shot!"</i>

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<i>"Then you've got
Russia's Ilya Rozanov.</i>

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<i>Strong on the puck --</i>

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<i>and a strong skater.</i>

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<i>And from everything we've heard,</i>

32
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<i>he really gets under
other players' skins."</i>

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<i>"Good in his own room,</i>

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<i>not exactly liked
in his opponent's room."</i>

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<i>"My kind of player."</i>

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<i>"Boston's kind of player too."</i>

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Rozanov!

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<i>Is there something
more important going on?</i>

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<i>... look at me?</i>

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<i>"A heartbreaking loss
for a young Canadian team</i>

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<i>still searching for an identity</i>

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<i>despite an incredible showing</i>

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<i>from the teenage phenom</i>

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<i>Shane Hollander.</i>

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<i>He just couldn't get past
that elite Russian defense.</i>

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<i>And more importantly,</i>

47
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<i>Ilya Rozanov
kept getting past theirs."</i>

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See you at the draft.

49
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Alright, boys.

50
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Looking over here, eh.

51
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Flash me those numbers.

52
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Ha ha! 
Number three's excited.

53
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There's one.
Where's number two?

54
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There we go.

55
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Can I get a smile please?

56
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Yeah, that's better!
Alright.

57
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I can't tell you how excited
Montrealers are about this.

58
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We don't care
he came number two.

59
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People are popping champagne
all over Québec.

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Oh, and, uh,

61
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just to be clear,

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uh, we are thrilled

63
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that Shane is Asian,
or Asian-Canadian.

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Very thrilled.

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I mean, we've historically
broken barriers,

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and we're doing it again,
so --

67
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nothing to worry about there.

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You certainly have.

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And, I mean, 
to be a part of

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the most legendary franchise
in hockey, right?

71
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Oh, my!

72
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It's, uh...

73
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I'm still in shock,

74
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but, uh, I...

75
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I'm so excited.

76
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A-And I know this came up
in Shane's interview,

77
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but I am the world's
biggest Metros fan.

78
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Really?

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It's part of how
I came to feel Canadian.

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My dad would sit us down in
the living room, Saturday nights...

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We're not passing 
on a kid this strong, 
with those hands,

82
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not in Boston, 
Mr. Rozanov.

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He's a very natural
number one pick.

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Congratulations again, Ilya.

85
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He is strong,

86
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but he needs discipline.

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He can be, how you say,

88
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lazy.

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I find that hard to believe,
the way he plays!

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I promise to work
very hard for you.

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I have no doubt you will, son.

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[ in RUSSIAN ]
<i>You listen. Don't speak.
You understand?</i>

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<i>Yes.</i>

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Ah!

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Whoo!

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What a fucking day, huh?

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Yeah, totally.

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Mmm.

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It's everything you dreamed of?

100
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Almost.

101
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I'm sorry.

102
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No, you're not.

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Montreal is...

104
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It's nice, yes?

105
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Yeah, it's awesome.

106
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Boston is nice, too?

107
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I think so.

108
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People like it there.

109
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We will, uh...

110
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we will be
seeing each other a lot.

111
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Yeah, Boston and...

112
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Montreal play against
each other often.

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More...

114
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Hmm.

115
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3 MISSED CALLS: 
THE COLONEL

116
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INCOMING CALL:
ALEXEI

117
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<i>What the fuck is going on?</i>

118
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<i>Why is Dad calling me?</i>

119
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<i>Baby brother!</i>

120
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<i>Happy New Year 
for you, right?"</i>

121
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Happy New Year, Alexei, but.

122
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How's it going, handsome boy?

123
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<i>"What is going on with Dad?"</i>

124
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<i>What the fuck are you talking about? 
Everything is fine with Dad.</i>

125
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<i>"He keeps calling me."</i>

126
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<i>'Cause you lost
a fucking hockey game, idiot.</i>

127
00:10:01,603 --> 00:10:03,396
<i>What the fuck
do you want from me, Alexei?</i>

128
00:10:03,883 --> 00:10:05,624
<i>"Let me think about it!"</i>

129
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Can I have more money?

130
00:10:08,650 --> 00:10:10,126
<i>"Please."</i>

131
00:10:10,151 --> 00:10:11,711
<i>I have no more money, Alexei!</i>

132
00:10:11,736 --> 00:10:13,079
<i>My bonus is done, man.</i>

133
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<i>You snorted most of it!</i>

134
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<i>"Wah-wah, you whiny faggot."</i>

135
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Go fuck yourself.

136
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<i>Go fuck yourself, bitch.</i>

137
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<i>Hello, Father.</i>

138
00:10:32,078 --> 00:10:34,161
<i>"And so he answers!"</i>

139
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I'm sorry, Father.

140
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<i>Apologize to Russia.</i>

141
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<i>Losing to the Czechs.
Disgusting.</i>

142
00:10:41,218 --> 00:10:42,784
<i>We will beat Sweden, Father.</i>

143
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<i>"Beat Sweden?</i>

144
00:10:43,852 --> 00:10:44,811
<i>You will have to!
</i>

145
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<i>Otherwise, you will
not play for good."</i>

146
00:10:45,548 --> 00:10:47,846
<i>I know, Father.</i>

147
00:10:49,589 --> 00:10:50,798
<i>We are all trying.</i>

148
00:10:50,977 --> 00:10:52,661
<i>"I don't care about "we"!</i>

149
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<i>You!</i>

150
00:10:53,770 --> 00:10:55,468
<i>You will not lose to him."</i>

151
00:10:57,448 --> 00:10:59,008
<i>"What a comeback for Canada!</i>

152
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<i>A huge win for
the hometown boys tonight,</i>

153
00:11:01,452 --> 00:11:02,494
<i>who were determined</i>

154
00:11:02,580 --> 00:11:04,497
<i>to not lose to
Russia on home ice</i>

155
00:11:04,573 --> 00:11:05,616
<i>two years in a row."</i>

156
00:11:16,602 --> 00:11:17,330
Good game.

157
00:11:17,830 --> 00:11:18,820
Good game.

158
00:11:19,220 --> 00:11:20,071
See you in October.

159
00:11:21,115 --> 00:11:21,862
Good game.

160
00:11:29,355 --> 00:11:30,211
Okay, that looks good.

161
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Camera, you're happy with that?

162
00:11:31,771 --> 00:11:33,318
Alright, that's perfect.
Give us a second.

163
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We'll be good to go, OK?

164
00:11:34,433 --> 00:11:35,809
Just stay there.
Hold, please. Thank you.

165
00:11:35,834 --> 00:11:36,988
You look pretty.

166
00:11:37,280 --> 00:11:38,615
You're wearing makeup, too.

167
00:11:38,930 --> 00:11:40,300
Yeah, but I don't look pretty.

168
00:11:40,325 --> 00:11:41,745
Great. Can we do it again?

169
00:11:41,789 --> 00:11:43,217
Can you guys try to hit
those marks at the same time?

170
00:11:43,242 --> 00:11:43,991
That would be good.

171
00:11:44,124 --> 00:11:44,746
Just skate out --

172
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and show me 
a lot of intensity, alright?

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OK.

174
00:11:48,043 --> 00:11:48,750
Action!

175
00:11:52,423 --> 00:11:54,255
Good. OK, let's do that
one more time.

176
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Great. OK, one more time.

177
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Great. OK!

178
00:12:00,912 --> 00:12:02,428
Guys, just hold there
for a second.

179
00:12:02,453 --> 00:12:04,741
We're gonna make a little tweak
over here with the camera.

180
00:12:05,016 --> 00:12:06,351
I'll let you know when
we're ready to go.

181
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In 3, 2, 1, and go ahead.

182
00:12:10,866 --> 00:12:11,261
OK.

183
00:12:11,673 --> 00:12:12,335
I get it, guys.

184
00:12:12,360 --> 00:12:13,499
It's been a long day. I know.

185
00:12:13,524 --> 00:12:14,023
Sorry.

186
00:12:14,048 --> 00:12:15,543
Try with a lot
of intensity, though.

187
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OK?

188
00:12:15,980 --> 00:12:16,527
OK.

189
00:12:19,906 --> 00:12:21,633
OK. One more time, guys.

190
00:12:21,658 --> 00:12:23,701
The more serious we can do,
the quicker we go home. Go.

191
00:12:23,810 --> 00:12:24,623
- Go ahead.

192
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I'm sorry.

193
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OK.

194
00:12:29,246 --> 00:12:30,961
Oh, I-I can do it. 
I promise.

195
00:12:31,167 --> 00:12:33,378
And three, two, one, go ahead.

196
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OK.

197
00:12:37,006 --> 00:12:39,692
OK, I think we have what
we are gonna get here.

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Thanks, guys!

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When they tell you
you do commercial with me

200
00:12:43,095 --> 00:12:44,221
and not just alone?

201
00:12:45,014 --> 00:12:46,724
I don't know,
like, uh, two days ago?

202
00:12:50,086 --> 00:12:51,479
Why? When did they tell you?

203
00:12:51,819 --> 00:12:52,960
No, they told me nothing.

204
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It was my idea.

205
00:12:57,314 --> 00:12:58,361
Shane!

206
00:12:59,529 --> 00:13:01,798
Shane, are you listening to me?

207
00:13:02,098 --> 00:13:03,341
What? Yeah.

208
00:13:03,799 --> 00:13:05,076
OK, so what did I just say?

209
00:13:05,206 --> 00:13:06,302
Sneakers, I heard.

210
00:13:06,327 --> 00:13:08,194
OK, you <i>have</i> to be seen
in your Reeboks.

211
00:13:08,219 --> 00:13:08,864
I know, Mom.

212
00:13:08,889 --> 00:13:10,802
Because you <i>cannot</i>
be in anything else.

213
00:13:10,827 --> 00:13:12,183
Mom, I'm always wearing skates.

214
00:13:12,389 --> 00:13:13,810
But in case you're not.

215
00:13:14,210 --> 00:13:15,728
This is a lot of money, Shane.

216
00:13:15,753 --> 00:13:17,021
You're the youngest
hockey player

217
00:13:17,046 --> 00:13:18,439
they've ever signed to a deal.

218
00:13:18,970 --> 00:13:21,276
And -- remember
what else this means.

219
00:13:21,301 --> 00:13:22,218
I remember.

220
00:13:22,522 --> 00:13:24,554
A whole lot of kids are
gonna be looking up to you,

221
00:13:24,654 --> 00:13:27,265
kids that don't
see themselves here a lot.

222
00:13:27,431 --> 00:13:28,474
I get it, Mom.

223
00:14:20,934 --> 00:14:21,819
Fuck off.

224
00:14:54,173 --> 00:14:55,019
Not here.

225
00:15:03,112 --> 00:15:04,223
So, uh,

226
00:15:04,262 --> 00:15:05,363
look...

227
00:15:05,735 --> 00:15:08,074
we can forget
that happened in there, OK?

228
00:15:11,589 --> 00:15:12,662
Is what you want?

229
00:15:13,489 --> 00:15:14,539
Yeah, for sure.

230
00:15:17,980 --> 00:15:20,711
Oh, wow.
You are a really bad liar.

231
00:15:32,045 --> 00:15:33,474
What is your room number?

232
00:15:39,085 --> 00:15:40,106
1410.

233
00:15:42,506 --> 00:15:46,446
Well, if I come
to 1410 tonight at 9:00...

234
00:15:48,225 --> 00:15:49,282
I might open.

235
00:15:51,470 --> 00:15:52,685
I might knock.

236
00:16:09,760 --> 00:16:10,719
What are you doing, dude?

237
00:16:23,774 --> 00:16:25,776
No, stop it.
Just stop it.

238
00:16:48,966 --> 00:16:50,343
Oh, hello there.

239
00:16:51,636 --> 00:16:53,404
Oh, I'm trying to go down.

240
00:16:53,543 --> 00:16:54,937
Uh, this is going up.

241
00:16:55,056 --> 00:16:55,582
Right.

242
00:16:55,606 --> 00:16:56,307
So...

243
00:16:56,646 --> 00:16:57,558
Yeah, OK.

244
00:16:58,484 --> 00:16:59,585
Well, I'm... 
Ah!

245
00:17:20,482 --> 00:17:21,707
I thought you might chicken out.

246
00:17:21,859 --> 00:17:22,643
I'm not.

247
00:17:22,834 --> 00:17:24,168
I'm not a chicken.

248
00:17:25,535 --> 00:17:27,421
But I think we should-- 
talk.

249
00:17:29,902 --> 00:17:30,591
Do you...

250
00:17:31,419 --> 00:17:32,109
... wanna sit?

251
00:17:32,134 --> 00:17:33,006
Mmm,

252
00:17:33,430 --> 00:17:34,554
not really.

253
00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:38,416
This is such a bad idea.

254
00:17:40,101 --> 00:17:41,127
What is?

255
00:18:27,356 --> 00:18:28,899
Fuck, Hollander...

256
00:19:04,226 --> 00:19:06,495
Oh, stop, stop, stop.

257
00:19:06,894 --> 00:19:08,022
Was that bad?

258
00:19:08,257 --> 00:19:10,066
Ah, no, opposite.

259
00:19:11,025 --> 00:19:12,526
Is too much, too good.

260
00:19:17,272 --> 00:19:18,741
Is your first time with a man?

261
00:19:20,368 --> 00:19:20,851
You?

262
00:19:22,078 --> 00:19:22,912
Uh, n-no.

263
00:19:24,312 --> 00:19:25,238
Really?

264
00:19:25,973 --> 00:19:26,684
Really.

265
00:19:26,742 --> 00:19:27,562
Huh.

266
00:19:27,828 --> 00:19:28,203
Who?

267
00:19:28,228 --> 00:19:29,660
Another player?

268
00:19:32,848 --> 00:19:33,714
Uh, no.

269
00:19:33,835 --> 00:19:35,925
My coach's son
back in Russia.

270
00:19:40,090 --> 00:19:41,555
I like trouble.

271
00:19:42,884 --> 00:19:44,475
Weren't you scared
of getting caught?

272
00:19:44,777 --> 00:19:45,660
Mm, no.

273
00:19:46,338 --> 00:19:48,112
It was nothing serious,
and...

274
00:19:48,545 --> 00:19:50,073
we had same secret, so...

275
00:19:50,490 --> 00:19:51,636
it was just...

276
00:19:52,671 --> 00:19:53,651
Curious?

277
00:19:55,277 --> 00:19:56,529
Curious.

278
00:19:57,988 --> 00:19:59,990
And you make me curious.

279
00:20:04,450 --> 00:20:06,122
Do I make you curious?

280
00:20:07,289 --> 00:20:08,666
Obviously.

281
00:20:11,761 --> 00:20:13,504
Did you like sucking my cock?

282
00:20:14,672 --> 00:20:15,381
Wow.

283
00:20:15,700 --> 00:20:17,926
Those English words
just roll off your tongue.

284
00:20:19,093 --> 00:20:19,944
Yes?

285
00:20:20,342 --> 00:20:21,178
Yes.

286
00:20:22,930 --> 00:20:24,348
You want me to, uh,

287
00:20:24,890 --> 00:20:27,017
lie on the bed
and let you do it some more?

288
00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:28,202
Let me?

289
00:20:28,226 --> 00:20:28,686
Yeah.

290
00:20:38,693 --> 00:20:39,822
Uh, not fair.

291
00:20:40,865 --> 00:20:42,241
Come on, I want to see you.

292
00:20:42,646 --> 00:20:43,843
You saw me in the showers.

293
00:20:43,868 --> 00:20:45,411
Yeah, I want more.

294
00:21:19,445 --> 00:21:20,029
OK.

295
00:21:21,697 --> 00:21:22,448
Come here.

296
00:21:36,274 --> 00:21:37,002
So...

297
00:21:37,880 --> 00:21:39,298
What do you want to do?

298
00:21:40,580 --> 00:21:41,550
I don't know.

299
00:21:52,561 --> 00:21:53,562
Is this OK?

300
00:22:21,651 --> 00:22:23,384
<i>Da,</i> like that, Hollander.

301
00:22:34,520 --> 00:22:35,729
Fuck, Hollander...

302
00:22:47,776 --> 00:22:48,909
Ah, fuck.

303
00:22:49,861 --> 00:22:50,536
Oh.

304
00:22:53,549 --> 00:22:54,999
Not bad for first time.

305
00:22:55,436 --> 00:22:57,042
Fuck you, Rozanov.

306
00:22:58,687 --> 00:22:59,655
OK.

307
00:23:00,746 --> 00:23:01,630
It was fun.

308
00:23:02,874 --> 00:23:04,008
Are you serious?

309
00:23:04,500 --> 00:23:05,034
What?

310
00:23:06,343 --> 00:23:07,761
What? You need something?

311
00:23:20,315 --> 00:23:21,442
You think I am asshole?

312
00:23:21,448 --> 00:23:22,560
I know you're an asshole.

313
00:23:22,692 --> 00:23:23,235
Oh.

314
00:23:24,061 --> 00:23:25,546
 I would not
leave you like that.

315
00:23:26,538 --> 00:23:27,323
No?

316
00:23:27,983 --> 00:23:28,824
No.

317
00:23:31,431 --> 00:23:33,329
Let me show you
how to do this, kid.

318
00:23:43,784 --> 00:23:45,020
Holy shit, Rozanov.

319
00:23:48,828 --> 00:23:50,387
Oh, f-fuck...

320
00:23:54,736 --> 00:23:55,872
Holy shit, Rozanov,
you better get off.

321
00:23:55,897 --> 00:23:56,936
I'm... I'm getting--
I can't stop.

322
00:23:58,603 --> 00:23:59,647
Oh, fuck!

323
00:23:59,842 --> 00:24:01,081
Rozanov, fuck, fuck, fuck.

324
00:24:01,106 --> 00:24:02,024
Oh, my...

325
00:24:02,941 --> 00:24:03,943
Oh, fuck.

326
00:24:04,902 --> 00:24:05,903
Oh my God.

327
00:24:10,991 --> 00:24:13,344
Oh my God. I'm so sorry.
I... I didn't think.

328
00:24:13,545 --> 00:24:14,200
What?

329
00:24:14,598 --> 00:24:15,804
That you would come so quick?

330
00:24:15,829 --> 00:24:16,497
Fuck you.

331
00:24:20,772 --> 00:24:22,127
You didn't have to.

332
00:24:23,070 --> 00:24:24,087
I don't mind.

333
00:24:36,317 --> 00:24:37,464
This is, uh...

334
00:24:39,544 --> 00:24:40,470
Yes.

335
00:24:41,210 --> 00:24:42,356
Yes, yes, yes.

336
00:24:46,770 --> 00:24:48,153
God, I want a cigarette.

337
00:24:48,307 --> 00:24:49,780
Smoking is bad for you.

338
00:24:50,498 --> 00:24:51,699
Oh, is it?

339
00:24:55,332 --> 00:24:56,328
So...

340
00:24:57,186 --> 00:24:58,497
you're not gonna tell anyone

341
00:24:58,772 --> 00:24:59,790
 about this, 
are you?

342
00:25:00,699 --> 00:25:01,483
Me?

343
00:25:02,207 --> 00:25:04,044
Yes, Hollander,
I'm going to tell everyone.

344
00:25:04,261 --> 00:25:05,504
'Cause no one can know.

345
00:25:09,952 --> 00:25:12,511
Hollander, look,
I'm not going to tell anyone.

346
00:25:14,019 --> 00:25:14,800
OK?

347
00:25:15,084 --> 00:25:15,806
OK.

348
00:25:23,721 --> 00:25:24,883
I, uh...

349
00:25:24,908 --> 00:25:26,530
I have early flight
tomorrow, so...

350
00:25:26,555 --> 00:25:27,609
Yeah, me too.

351
00:26:05,426 --> 00:26:06,148
Good night.

352
00:26:07,820 --> 00:26:08,525
Night.

353
00:26:21,534 --> 00:26:22,748
Holy shit!

354
00:26:41,809 --> 00:26:44,228
<i>"How are you feeling about finally
getting to Montreal tomorrow?"</i>

355
00:26:44,613 --> 00:26:45,921
<i>"Uh, good. 
About time."</i>

356
00:26:46,042 --> 00:26:48,093
<i>"Are you looking forward to
beating Shane Hollander?"</i>

357
00:26:48,208 --> 00:26:50,292
<i>"Uh, he is goalie now, yes?"</i>

358
00:26:50,637 --> 00:26:52,113
<i>"Say, Ilya, 
at the beginning of the season,</i>

359
00:26:52,152 --> 00:26:54,546
<i>you said you would score
40 goals your rookie season.</i>

360
00:26:54,571 --> 00:26:56,173
<i>Do you still feel like
that's going to happen?"</i>

361
00:26:56,198 --> 00:26:56,750
"No, no --"

362
00:26:56,791 --> 00:26:58,317
I never said 40 goals.

363
00:26:58,375 --> 00:27:00,077
Is lie. Liar told you that.

364
00:27:00,994 --> 00:27:02,162
I said <i>50.</i>

365
00:27:04,195 --> 00:27:06,125
What a fucking asshole.

366
00:27:24,308 --> 00:27:24,726
Ah!

367
00:27:26,205 --> 00:27:27,148
Sorry I'm late.

368
00:27:27,173 --> 00:27:28,997
It's 15 minutes.
Don't even worry about it.

369
00:27:29,022 --> 00:27:29,940
You know we don't care.

370
00:27:30,173 --> 00:27:31,375
It's just that you're
usually on time.

371
00:27:31,400 --> 00:27:33,001
Yeah, my workout went
longer than expected,

372
00:27:33,026 --> 00:27:34,753
and I got lost
in this YouTube rabbit hole...

373
00:27:34,778 --> 00:27:35,256
Eh, it's fine.

374
00:27:35,281 --> 00:27:36,905
I ordered for you.
Salmon, brown rice.

375
00:27:36,930 --> 00:27:37,815
- Thanks.
- OK.

376
00:27:37,840 --> 00:27:38,699
So,

377
00:27:38,783 --> 00:27:40,592
I have very exciting news.

378
00:27:40,617 --> 00:27:41,677
What's YouTube?

379
00:27:42,277 --> 00:27:43,579
Rolex is in.

380
00:27:44,246 --> 00:27:44,996
Wow!

381
00:27:45,789 --> 00:27:47,082
Let me pull up the email.

382
00:27:48,917 --> 00:27:49,960
And I quote...

383
00:27:50,912 --> 00:27:53,920
<i>"Shane is exactly the kind
of young athlete and young man</i>

384
00:27:53,945 --> 00:27:56,268
<i>that Rolex wants to
be associated with.</i>

385
00:27:56,293 --> 00:27:59,229
<i>He's smart, he's serious,
he's handsome."</i>

386
00:27:59,629 --> 00:28:00,551
That's an understatement.

387
00:28:00,575 --> 00:28:01,822
No --
God, Mom...

388
00:28:02,292 --> 00:28:03,209
<i>"And,</i>

389
00:28:03,327 --> 00:28:06,351
<i>we believe he will be hockey's most
significant ambassador,</i>

390
00:28:06,402 --> 00:28:08,020
<i> in a generation."</i>

391
00:28:08,184 --> 00:28:09,813
Is Rolex on YouTube?

392
00:28:10,562 --> 00:28:12,691
YouTube is like
a video portal site.

393
00:28:13,028 --> 00:28:15,544
... I'm not convinced I know
what any of those words mean.

394
00:28:15,656 --> 00:28:17,838
So, a rabbit hole
is where you watch a video,

395
00:28:17,863 --> 00:28:19,290
it keeps recommending other videos,

396
00:28:19,315 --> 00:28:20,215
and you just keep clicking them...

397
00:28:20,240 --> 00:28:21,116
Sounds dangerous.

398
00:28:21,141 --> 00:28:21,612
Oh, yeah.

399
00:28:21,637 --> 00:28:23,435
I go down those rabbit holes 
all the time.

400
00:28:23,626 --> 00:28:24,482
Of course you do, Mom.

401
00:28:24,561 --> 00:28:25,557
What was yours about?

402
00:28:25,669 --> 00:28:26,576
Fancy watches?

403
00:28:26,601 --> 00:28:27,196
David!

404
00:28:27,220 --> 00:28:28,749
What? I'm just keeping up.

405
00:28:28,999 --> 00:28:30,809
Unlikely animals
becoming friends,

406
00:28:31,216 --> 00:28:32,096
like a...

407
00:28:32,121 --> 00:28:33,629
a tiger and a bear,

408
00:28:33,870 --> 00:28:34,877
a cow and a duck.

409
00:28:34,917 --> 00:28:35,510
Come on!

410
00:28:35,535 --> 00:28:36,904
Yeah, a snake and a baby.

411
00:28:36,929 --> 00:28:39,135
I'd watch that.

412
00:28:40,003 --> 00:28:41,064
Well, what you
should be watching

413
00:28:41,089 --> 00:28:42,471
are the ones about hockey.

414
00:28:42,833 --> 00:28:44,711
I think keeping up
with that snake and baby

415
00:28:44,736 --> 00:28:46,058
sounds pretty important.

416
00:28:46,600 --> 00:28:48,869
Relationship could go sideways
pretty fast.

417
00:28:48,994 --> 00:28:49,603
Oh --

418
00:28:49,628 --> 00:28:51,830
I saw a link today
about Ilya Rozanov.

419
00:28:52,366 --> 00:28:54,166
So I click on it, and he says...

420
00:28:54,191 --> 00:28:55,035
Well, first of all,

421
00:28:55,060 --> 00:28:56,249
do you remember at
the beginning of the season,

422
00:28:56,274 --> 00:28:59,338
he told someone, I... 
I can't remember who -- 
anyway...

423
00:28:59,363 --> 00:29:01,465
He told them that
he was gonna score 40 goals.

424
00:29:01,490 --> 00:29:02,208
Do you remember that?

425
00:29:02,233 --> 00:29:03,659
I remember you yelling something

426
00:29:03,684 --> 00:29:05,260
about Rozanov turning 40

427
00:29:05,285 --> 00:29:07,371
and me trying to match
your level of outrage.

428
00:29:07,495 --> 00:29:09,140
Well, yesterday in Boston,

429
00:29:09,164 --> 00:29:10,172
he said he <i>meant</i>

430
00:29:10,318 --> 00:29:10,891
50.

431
00:29:11,667 --> 00:29:12,818
50 goals!

432
00:29:14,195 --> 00:29:15,520
Yeah, he's an asshole.

433
00:29:15,545 --> 00:29:16,586
Yeah, the nerve.

434
00:29:16,610 --> 00:29:17,547
Fuck him!

435
00:29:17,684 --> 00:29:19,024
I'm sorry, but I mean it.

436
00:29:20,002 --> 00:29:22,344
OK, imagining 
he's better than <i>you</i>?

437
00:29:23,093 --> 00:29:24,340
Fuck him.

438
00:29:24,915 --> 00:29:25,677
Right up the butt.

439
00:29:25,702 --> 00:29:26,448
Yuna!

440
00:29:26,639 --> 00:29:28,141
I'm sorry, but I said it.

441
00:29:28,258 --> 00:29:29,268
Honestly!

442
00:29:31,743 --> 00:29:34,304
<i>"Desjardins talking to
McCann and St. Pierre.</i>

443
00:29:34,356 --> 00:29:37,167
<i>It's probably the last
face-off of the game.</i>

444
00:29:37,192 --> 00:29:38,485
<i>Who are they sending in?"</i>

445
00:29:38,808 --> 00:29:40,989
<i>"The crowd seems to have some ideas."</i>

446
00:29:43,407 --> 00:29:44,549
<i>Are they gonna do this?</i>

447
00:29:44,894 --> 00:29:46,868
<i>Are they gonna give the people
what they want?</i>

448
00:29:47,327 --> 00:29:49,388
<i>Desjardins is gonna
give it to them.</i>

449
00:29:49,663 --> 00:29:51,154
<i>Is Reilly gonna do this too?</i>

450
00:29:51,179 --> 00:29:52,457
<i>Are we gonna see...</i>

451
00:29:53,208 --> 00:29:54,876
<i>Listen to that crowd.</i>

452
00:29:55,752 --> 00:29:57,020
<i>And there you have it!</i>

453
00:29:57,045 --> 00:29:59,589
<i>It's Ilya Rozanov versus...</i>

454
00:30:00,090 --> 00:30:01,758
Shane Hollander.

455
00:30:02,897 --> 00:30:04,295
Will you disappoint them?

456
00:30:04,675 --> 00:30:05,345
No.

457
00:30:06,638 --> 00:30:08,473
[ IN CANADIAN FRENCH ]
<i>"But a goal off the face-off?
Your first against Rozanov?</i>

458
00:30:08,556 --> 00:30:09,875
<i>That had to have
felt pretty good?"</i>

459
00:30:10,391 --> 00:30:12,769
<i>"Uh, I'm happy with
any goal I can get."</i>

460
00:30:13,145 --> 00:30:14,646
<i>"But one off of Rozanov?"</i>

461
00:30:14,718 --> 00:30:17,385
<i>"Uh, again, 
I'm happy with any goal."</i>

462
00:30:17,524 --> 00:30:18,692
<i>"And the face-offs?"</i>

463
00:30:19,484 --> 00:30:21,136
<i>"I'm here for the team.</i>

464
00:30:21,302 --> 00:30:22,212
<i>I'm here to win.</i>

465
00:30:22,346 --> 00:30:23,822
<i>I don't care about the details."</i>

466
00:30:24,239 --> 00:30:25,841
<i>"And what do you think
about being compared</i>

467
00:30:25,866 --> 00:30:27,486
<i>to Tiger Woods
and Serena Williams?</i>

468
00:30:27,798 --> 00:30:30,412
<i>Do you think you share
any of the same challenges?"</i>

469
00:30:31,788 --> 00:30:33,415
<i>"I don't really think
about stuff like that.</i>

470
00:30:33,915 --> 00:30:36,518
<i>I'm just super happy
to play for the Metros."</i>

471
00:30:36,543 --> 00:30:38,128
Mr. Hollander...

472
00:30:38,788 --> 00:30:40,623
[ in RUSSIAN ]
How does it feel to be perfect?

473
00:30:41,715 --> 00:30:42,778
Fucking perfect.

474
00:30:42,803 --> 00:30:44,426
<i>Thanks for asking.</i>

475
00:30:46,147 --> 00:30:48,013
<i>In fucking French.</i>

476
00:30:49,514 --> 00:30:50,640
<i>"Twenty thousand dollars?"</i>

477
00:30:50,752 --> 00:30:52,562
<i>"Yes, twenty thousand dollars."</i>

478
00:30:52,893 --> 00:30:56,288
I'm glad your hearing is OK.

479
00:30:56,313 --> 00:30:57,497
For what this time?

480
00:30:57,522 --> 00:30:59,191
For fuck you.

481
00:31:00,846 --> 00:31:02,320
This is the last fucking time.

482
00:31:02,511 --> 00:31:04,154
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
Fine, fine.

483
00:31:04,179 --> 00:31:05,589
<i>And I'm not sending it tonight!</i>

484
00:31:05,743 --> 00:31:06,798
<i>"Why the fuck not?"</i>

485
00:31:06,823 --> 00:31:09,176
<i>I-It's -- it's</i> midnight <i>here, 
Alexei.</i>

486
00:31:09,201 --> 00:31:11,953
<i>Oi, you always have
some bullshit excuse, Ilya.</i>

487
00:31:13,819 --> 00:31:14,873
<i>How's Dad?</i>

488
00:31:15,159 --> 00:31:17,250
<i>"What the fuck is up
with you and Dad?"</i>

489
00:31:17,724 --> 00:31:19,196
<i>Jesus fucking Christ!
He is fine!</i>

490
00:31:19,248 --> 00:31:20,712
<i>We can all live without you.</i>

491
00:31:21,088 --> 00:31:22,589
<i>Go fuck yourself, Ilya.</i>

492
00:31:25,109 --> 00:31:26,551
<i>On the phone yesterday,</i>

493
00:31:26,708 --> 00:31:29,179
<i>he asked me to bring home
 some bread.</i>

494
00:31:32,761 --> 00:31:33,975
<i>Well, he is stupid!</i>

495
00:31:38,510 --> 00:31:40,023
<i>Good night, Alexei.</i>

496
00:31:40,660 --> 00:31:42,442
<i>First thing
in the morning, Ilya.</i>

497
00:31:49,682 --> 00:31:51,935
<i>"Here we are
at the MLH All-Star Game,</i>

498
00:31:51,960 --> 00:31:53,161
<i>and the theme this year is</i>

499
00:31:53,186 --> 00:31:55,555
<i>Team Hollander
versus Team Rozanov.</i>

500
00:31:55,772 --> 00:31:57,541
<i>Oh, I'm sorry,
I read that wrong.</i>

501
00:31:57,624 --> 00:32:00,025
<i>It's Team North America
versus Team Europe.</i>

502
00:32:00,627 --> 00:32:01,853
<i>It's not subtle.</i>

503
00:32:01,986 --> 00:32:03,271
<i>Anytime the league
can figure out a way</i>

504
00:32:03,296 --> 00:32:05,418
<i>to get these two kids</i>
in <i>each other's faces,</i>

505
00:32:05,443 --> 00:32:06,550
<i>they're gonna do it."</i>

506
00:32:06,673 --> 00:32:09,069
Ilya, you're having
a legendary rookie season.

507
00:32:09,094 --> 00:32:09,902
Both of you are.

508
00:32:09,927 --> 00:32:11,555
You said you'd hit
50 goals this year.

509
00:32:11,638 --> 00:32:13,014
You've had 28 so far, and we're
in the middle of February.

510
00:32:13,039 --> 00:32:14,307
 and we're
in the middle of February.

511
00:32:14,332 --> 00:32:16,309
Are you still thinking
about a 50 goal campaign?

512
00:32:21,518 --> 00:32:22,190
Yes.

513
00:32:23,150 --> 00:32:24,626
Shane, kind of the same to you.

514
00:32:24,797 --> 00:32:26,196
You scored 31 goals.

515
00:32:26,221 --> 00:32:27,404
Any chance you want to speculate

516
00:32:27,442 --> 00:32:29,197
as to how this season's 
gonna end up for you guys?

517
00:32:29,322 --> 00:32:30,449
No chance at all.

518
00:32:30,958 --> 00:32:32,329
Question for Ilya first,

519
00:32:32,353 --> 00:32:33,802
but it'll be the same for Shane.

520
00:32:33,827 --> 00:32:35,495
Boston is an original six

521
00:32:35,620 --> 00:32:38,002
legendary team that's struggled
to get to the playoffs

522
00:32:38,027 --> 00:32:39,332
for the past 3 seasons.

523
00:32:39,405 --> 00:32:41,393
How much pressure do you feel
from the fans,

524
00:32:41,418 --> 00:32:42,811
from the hockey world
in general,

525
00:32:42,836 --> 00:32:44,841
to restore Boston
to its former glory?

526
00:32:44,866 --> 00:32:45,801
And how much of that

527
00:32:45,826 --> 00:32:47,286
do you take on personally?

528
00:32:50,051 --> 00:32:50,593
Um...

529
00:32:51,428 --> 00:32:52,179
Uh...

530
00:32:52,767 --> 00:32:53,280
Um...

531
00:32:53,858 --> 00:32:56,933
Uh -- s-sorry, not to 
jump the gun here,
but, um...

532
00:32:56,985 --> 00:32:59,060
with Rozanov's permission...

533
00:33:02,392 --> 00:33:03,731
I know it's only been
two seasons

534
00:33:03,756 --> 00:33:05,125
since Montreal's
made the playoffs,

535
00:33:05,150 --> 00:33:06,668
but I think I get the idea.

536
00:33:08,028 --> 00:33:08,720
So, look,

537
00:33:08,745 --> 00:33:10,780
my mom is
the world's biggest Metros fan.

538
00:33:11,094 --> 00:33:12,127
She's obsessed.

539
00:33:12,616 --> 00:33:14,185
And like all Metros fans,

540
00:33:14,210 --> 00:33:16,428
she wants us to be back
in the playoffs regularly,

541
00:33:16,703 --> 00:33:18,263
and she wants us
to win some cups.

542
00:33:18,872 --> 00:33:20,182
And I want the same thing.

543
00:33:20,883 --> 00:33:23,210
I want to be in the playoffs,
and I want to win some cups.

544
00:33:23,343 --> 00:33:25,465
I feel pretty aligned
with the fans, 'cause

545
00:33:25,490 --> 00:33:26,599
we want the same thing.

546
00:33:27,339 --> 00:33:29,966
And at this point, it's my job
to take that personally.

547
00:33:31,384 --> 00:33:32,052
Ilya?

548
00:33:35,676 --> 00:33:37,015
What he said.

549
00:33:41,028 --> 00:33:43,928
<i>"And here's the
shot accuracy competition,</i>

550
00:33:43,953 --> 00:33:45,093
<i>featuring,</i>

551
00:33:45,117 --> 00:33:45,779
<i>gasp --</i>

552
00:33:45,803 --> 00:33:47,918
<i>Shane Hollander
and Ilya Rozanov."</i>

553
00:33:47,943 --> 00:33:48,872
<i>"The record for this event,</i>

554
00:33:48,897 --> 00:33:51,671
<i>currently held by the
New York Admiral's 
Scott Hunter,</i>

555
00:33:51,696 --> 00:33:54,157
<i>is 4 takedowns in 8 seconds."</i>

556
00:33:56,284 --> 00:33:57,452
[ in RUSSIAN ]
<i>Come on!</i>

557
00:33:57,557 --> 00:33:59,509
<i>"And Rozanov breaks the record.</i>

558
00:33:59,533 --> 00:34:00,346
<i>There you go!"</i>

559
00:34:00,371 --> 00:34:01,957
<i>"He's a big kid with a big shot."</i>

560
00:34:08,838 --> 00:34:10,440
<i>"That was something else,
I'll tell you that!"</i>

561
00:34:10,465 --> 00:34:11,174
Let's go!

562
00:34:11,290 --> 00:34:14,642
<i>"Shane Hollander just 
shaved over a second 
off the record</i>

563
00:34:14,666 --> 00:34:16,488
<i>that Ilya Rozanov
just set!"</i>

564
00:34:16,547 --> 00:34:18,573
<i>"If that isn't a 'good night
and good luck',</i>

565
00:34:18,598 --> 00:34:20,183
<i>I don't know what is."</i>

566
00:34:22,347 --> 00:34:23,097
Good job.

567
00:34:24,599 --> 00:34:25,480
Thanks.

568
00:34:26,377 --> 00:34:27,607
You have fun last night?

569
00:34:28,051 --> 00:34:28,817
Last night?

570
00:34:29,183 --> 00:34:30,357
... W-With your team.

571
00:34:30,931 --> 00:34:32,587
Get dinner, get drunk?

572
00:34:32,612 --> 00:34:33,488
Oh, yeah.

573
00:34:33,841 --> 00:34:35,407
I mean, I-I had fun,
but I didn't get drunk.

574
00:34:35,728 --> 00:34:36,322
[ BLOWS SHORT RASPBERRY ]

575
00:34:38,888 --> 00:34:39,578
You?

576
00:34:40,103 --> 00:34:41,388
Yeah, it was great.

577
00:34:41,916 --> 00:34:44,575
No boring Canadians,
no stupid Americans.
So...

578
00:34:45,182 --> 00:34:46,824
So, what, just a bunch
of Finnish guys

579
00:34:46,849 --> 00:34:48,545
talking about the cousins
they're in love with?

580
00:34:51,522 --> 00:34:53,327
Think I'm going to bed
early tonight.

581
00:34:53,800 --> 00:34:54,634
Oh, yeah?

582
00:34:57,757 --> 00:34:59,097
1221.

583
00:35:04,181 --> 00:35:05,312
Nice shooting, rook.

584
00:35:05,812 --> 00:35:06,479
Thanks.

585
00:35:08,417 --> 00:35:10,024
Glad to see Rozanov
didn't hold my record

586
00:35:10,049 --> 00:35:11,067
for more than a minute.

587
00:35:12,277 --> 00:35:13,528
What did he want, 
by the way?

588
00:35:13,849 --> 00:35:15,694
Oh, nothing, just --
shit-talking.

589
00:35:16,242 --> 00:35:17,490
He's an asshole, right?

590
00:35:17,727 --> 00:35:19,161
I mean, yeah.
Basically.

591
00:35:19,317 --> 00:35:20,364
Lucky me.

592
00:35:20,524 --> 00:35:22,704
I'm in the room next door
to him at the hotel.

593
00:35:23,329 --> 00:35:24,247
Hollander!

594
00:35:44,391 --> 00:35:45,553
Is someone chasing you?

595
00:35:45,578 --> 00:35:47,562
I'm standing in the hallway
like an idiot.

596
00:35:47,984 --> 00:35:50,148
Scott Hunter is right next door.

597
00:35:53,670 --> 00:35:54,444
Fuck.

598
00:36:04,354 --> 00:36:05,664
Get on your knees.

599
00:36:51,754 --> 00:36:53,169
Oh my fucking...

600
00:36:54,170 --> 00:36:55,213
Fuck, Rozanov.

601
00:37:00,602 --> 00:37:02,011
Get on your stomach.

602
00:37:02,588 --> 00:37:03,555
On your stomach.

603
00:37:10,649 --> 00:37:11,730
Have you ever?

604
00:37:13,148 --> 00:37:14,482
Do you want to?

605
00:37:18,242 --> 00:37:19,237
You're scared.

606
00:37:19,535 --> 00:37:20,505
I'm not scared.

607
00:37:20,530 --> 00:37:21,459
No, it's OK.

608
00:37:21,792 --> 00:37:23,116
I'm not scared.

609
00:37:30,985 --> 00:37:32,175
Do you ever touch yourself here?

610
00:37:32,200 --> 00:37:33,251
Jesus Christ.

611
00:37:35,128 --> 00:37:35,670
What?

612
00:37:36,171 --> 00:37:37,672
Does touching your ass
make you gay?

613
00:37:37,882 --> 00:37:38,673
Rozanov...

614
00:37:38,749 --> 00:37:39,966
'Cause you know what else
makes you gay

615
00:37:40,049 --> 00:37:40,976
is sucking my dick.

616
00:37:41,092 --> 00:37:42,469
Shut up...
Shut up!

617
00:37:43,228 --> 00:37:44,012
Fuck.

618
00:37:45,096 --> 00:37:46,681
I'm trying to say
I have a thing.

619
00:37:47,446 --> 00:37:47,899
OK?

620
00:37:48,850 --> 00:37:49,542
A thing?

621
00:37:50,879 --> 00:37:51,936
A dildo.

622
00:37:57,229 --> 00:37:58,411
What c-colour?

623
00:37:58,610 --> 00:37:59,527
Fuck you.

624
00:38:00,108 --> 00:38:00,754
It's big?

625
00:38:00,779 --> 00:38:01,404
I'm leaving.

626
00:38:01,429 --> 00:38:02,902
No! No, Hollander...

627
00:38:02,927 --> 00:38:04,449
I want to fuck you.

628
00:38:13,185 --> 00:38:14,000
Not here.

629
00:38:14,793 --> 00:38:15,668
Not with...

630
00:38:15,838 --> 00:38:17,712
... fuckin'
 Scott Hunter next door.

631
00:38:18,570 --> 00:38:19,610
He is hot.

632
00:38:20,381 --> 00:38:22,650
We should let him listen
like mating call.

633
00:38:23,262 --> 00:38:24,319
You'd like that, wouldn't you?

634
00:38:24,343 --> 00:38:24,938
Mm-hmm.

635
00:38:25,359 --> 00:38:26,846
You probably would too.

636
00:38:30,661 --> 00:38:31,315
OK.

637
00:38:32,207 --> 00:38:33,228
So next time.

638
00:38:35,648 --> 00:38:36,564
Next time?

639
00:38:37,248 --> 00:38:38,858
Yeah, we're playing
Montreal in two weeks.

640
00:38:39,150 --> 00:38:39,859
Yeah.

641
00:38:40,716 --> 00:38:41,597
But, um,

642
00:38:42,442 --> 00:38:43,655
where would we...

643
00:38:44,245 --> 00:38:45,239
Where would we what?

644
00:38:45,990 --> 00:38:46,699
Meet?

645
00:38:48,409 --> 00:38:49,430
You are homeless?

646
00:38:49,597 --> 00:38:50,161
No.

647
00:38:50,357 --> 00:38:51,663
Then we meet at your house.

648
00:38:51,785 --> 00:38:52,997
It's an apartment.

649
00:38:54,374 --> 00:38:56,276
Hollander, you are having
panic attack.

650
00:39:01,089 --> 00:39:02,674
It's just a plan to fuck.

651
00:39:27,091 --> 00:39:27,671
Uh.

652
00:39:27,803 --> 00:39:30,952
I know we--
talked about Montreal 
in two weeks,

653
00:39:31,157 --> 00:39:32,120
but...

654
00:39:36,201 --> 00:39:38,209
Oh my God, Hollander,
you are so boring.

655
00:39:40,378 --> 00:39:41,296
Give me your phone.

656
00:39:45,164 --> 00:39:46,301
You have phone.

657
00:39:48,221 --> 00:39:49,011
Give.

658
00:40:07,845 --> 00:40:09,365
So, what's my name gonna be?

659
00:40:09,457 --> 00:40:10,241
Jane.

660
00:40:29,844 --> 00:40:30,845
What's up with you?

661
00:40:31,846 --> 00:40:32,472
Nothing.

662
00:40:34,638 --> 00:40:35,433
You sure?

663
00:40:36,648 --> 00:40:37,894
Fuck you.

664
00:40:38,978 --> 00:40:40,408
Hey, sorry, boys.

665
00:40:40,488 --> 00:40:41,766
No one's getting
into Montreal today.

666
00:40:41,791 --> 00:40:42,983
Two feet of snow.

667
00:40:44,025 --> 00:40:45,485
... F-fuck.

668
00:40:45,984 --> 00:40:46,732
Fuck, fuck...

669
00:40:47,423 --> 00:40:49,280
It's a night off, boy.
It's not the end of the world.

670
00:40:49,363 --> 00:40:50,365
Yeah, whatever.

671
00:40:51,823 --> 00:40:53,868
Look, whoever she is,
she's gonna get over it.

672
00:41:11,601 --> 00:41:13,179
Hey, you, uh, you don't wanna --

673
00:41:13,807 --> 00:41:15,367
to come over to my place
for dinner tonight, 
do you?

674
00:41:15,821 --> 00:41:16,307
What?

675
00:41:16,387 --> 00:41:17,684
Since there's no game.

676
00:41:17,834 --> 00:41:19,571
Come for dinner.
Jacki said it's cool.

677
00:41:19,727 --> 00:41:21,139
Oh, that's, uh --
that's my wife.

678
00:41:21,562 --> 00:41:22,674
She can throw on some steaks.

679
00:41:23,008 --> 00:41:24,903
I... I'm on a macrobiotic diet?

680
00:41:24,941 --> 00:41:26,484
Buddy, I don't even know
what that means.

681
00:41:26,657 --> 00:41:27,902
But Jacki can cook anything.

682
00:41:30,023 --> 00:41:30,718
You OK?

683
00:41:31,550 --> 00:41:32,699
Yeah, I guess.

684
00:41:32,756 --> 00:41:34,177
Hey, if--
if you have other plans,

685
00:41:34,201 --> 00:41:35,618
that's... that's totally cool.

686
00:41:36,032 --> 00:41:36,661
No, I...

687
00:41:36,686 --> 00:41:38,513
I want to watch you eat
my disgusting food. Let's do it.

688
00:41:38,596 --> 00:41:41,298
Fuck yes!
Oh my God, Jacki's gonna be so happy.

689
00:41:41,323 --> 00:41:43,351
She's <i>obsessed</i> with being
the first WAG to feed you.

690
00:41:43,376 --> 00:41:44,877
I'm gonna text her
right now, actually.

691
00:41:45,252 --> 00:41:47,463
"Bird food only."

692
00:42:22,083 --> 00:42:22,912
[ in RUSSIAN ]
<i>... Jesus Christ.</i>

693
00:42:22,951 --> 00:42:23,672
<i>Surprise!</i>

694
00:42:23,696 --> 00:42:24,459
Svetlana!

695
00:42:24,771 --> 00:42:26,857
<i>I thought you were
back in Moscow!</i>

696
00:42:27,260 --> 00:42:28,653
<i>What are you doing here?</i>

697
00:42:28,781 --> 00:42:31,549
<i>Being nice,
but I already regret it.</i>

698
00:42:31,860 --> 00:42:33,317
<i>Sounds like you.</i>

699
00:42:33,342 --> 00:42:35,011
<i>Go fuck yourself, Ilya.</i>

700
00:42:36,054 --> 00:42:37,089
<i>Sorry.</i>

701
00:42:38,194 --> 00:42:39,682
<i>I didn't expect you.</i>

702
00:42:40,057 --> 00:42:40,935
<i>How did you know...</i>

703
00:42:40,959 --> 00:42:42,101
<i>That your game was cancelled?</i>

704
00:42:42,393 --> 00:42:44,312
<i>It was announced, asshole.</i>

705
00:42:46,329 --> 00:42:48,316
<i>You don't deserve me.
I should go.</i>

706
00:42:52,487 --> 00:42:54,989
<i>OK, now I'm really leaving,
you piece of shit.</i>

707
00:42:55,014 --> 00:42:57,116
<i>Have fun with uh...
with "Jane:.</i>

708
00:43:18,514 --> 00:43:21,326
<i>"And the nominees
for Rookie of the Year are...</i>

709
00:43:21,474 --> 00:43:24,521
<i>Shane Hollander,
the Montreal Metros,</i>

710
00:43:24,602 --> 00:43:27,497
<i>Vincent Lemaire,
the Minnesota Nomads,</i>

711
00:43:27,608 --> 00:43:30,666
<i>and Ilya Rozanov,
the Boston Raiders.</i>

712
00:43:30,955 --> 00:43:32,848
<i>And the Rookie of the Year is..."</i>

713
00:43:33,027 --> 00:43:35,696
Rook! Rook! Rook!

714
00:43:50,501 --> 00:43:52,088
That better just be
ginger ale, rook.

715
00:43:52,672 --> 00:43:55,358
Uh, it is, Mr. Hunter. 
I, I wouldn't indulge in front of you.

716
00:43:56,295 --> 00:43:56,918
Congrats, man.

717
00:43:56,942 --> 00:43:57,635
Thank you.

718
00:43:59,650 --> 00:44:01,155
Uh, what would you say if, uh,

719
00:44:01,993 --> 00:44:03,558
me and some of
the other old fucks

720
00:44:03,583 --> 00:44:05,334
wanted to do some shots
with the three rooks?

721
00:44:05,393 --> 00:44:06,244
Would you be into that?

722
00:44:06,369 --> 00:44:07,361
Fuck yes, I would.

723
00:44:07,454 --> 00:44:09,230
OK. Then where's
your boy Rozanov?

724
00:44:09,385 --> 00:44:10,481
My what?

725
00:44:11,853 --> 00:44:14,037
No, I mean, no-not...
not. Not your <i>boy</i>.

726
00:44:14,068 --> 00:44:14,819
Just, like,

727
00:44:15,239 --> 00:44:17,421
 it's always, uh,
Hollander and Rozanov, right?

728
00:44:17,446 --> 00:44:18,256
I just thought...

729
00:44:18,381 --> 00:44:19,782
I -- nah...
I don't know where he is.

730
00:44:20,283 --> 00:44:21,150
We're not, like,

731
00:44:21,226 --> 00:44:22,715
friends, or --
or anything.

732
00:44:23,578 --> 00:44:24,829
No worries, man.

733
00:44:24,906 --> 00:44:26,747
No worries. I'm sure someone
else grabbed him.

734
00:44:30,542 --> 00:44:31,302
OK!

735
00:44:31,326 --> 00:44:32,336
Fuck yes!

736
00:44:35,047 --> 00:44:36,130
Ah!

737
00:44:36,321 --> 00:44:37,550
OK, one more!

738
00:45:11,899 --> 00:45:13,586
I don't know if
it's worth jumping over.

739
00:45:16,098 --> 00:45:17,089
Party all done?

740
00:45:18,579 --> 00:45:19,967
No, I just need some air.

741
00:45:23,288 --> 00:45:24,180
You are drunk.

742
00:45:24,685 --> 00:45:25,514
I'm not.

743
00:45:27,353 --> 00:45:28,309
Good for you.

744
00:45:28,792 --> 00:45:29,810
Big night for you.

745
00:45:30,686 --> 00:45:31,437
Yeah, well.

746
00:45:32,148 --> 00:45:33,648
It could have
gone to either one of us.

747
00:45:34,954 --> 00:45:35,942
It went to you.

748
00:45:39,932 --> 00:45:40,863
So what?

749
00:45:42,238 --> 00:45:43,696
So, you're just up here sulking
'cause, what ?

750
00:45:43,729 --> 00:45:45,409
You couldn't take another
victory lap around me?

751
00:45:46,407 --> 00:45:48,454
All you do is beat me.

752
00:45:48,706 --> 00:45:50,448
I win one stupid <i>fucking</i> thing,

753
00:45:50,473 --> 00:45:51,959
and you can't even show your face
down there!

754
00:45:51,984 --> 00:45:52,438
[ MUTTERS in RUSSIAN ]

755
00:45:52,482 --> 00:45:53,129
What was that?

756
00:45:53,153 --> 00:45:55,086
Not everything is about you,
Hollander!

757
00:45:56,619 --> 00:45:57,588
So what is it then?

758
00:45:57,759 --> 00:45:59,131
What the fuck do you want?!

759
00:45:59,189 --> 00:45:59,900
Nothing.

760
00:45:59,963 --> 00:46:01,787
I just wanted to see the
view and get some... air, 
and --

761
00:46:01,819 --> 00:46:02,468
And <i>what?</i>

762
00:46:02,807 --> 00:46:04,009
Here is fucking view, Hollander.

763
00:46:04,034 --> 00:46:04,995
Check it out.

764
00:46:05,499 --> 00:46:06,264
Fuck!

765
00:46:16,088 --> 00:46:17,524
I go home in three days.

766
00:46:19,721 --> 00:46:20,597
OK... ?

767
00:46:21,982 --> 00:46:23,197
That must be nice?

768
00:46:41,260 --> 00:46:43,050
And I guess
I thought maybe we...

769
00:46:51,010 --> 00:46:51,867
Never mind.

770
00:46:52,436 --> 00:46:53,018
OK,

771
00:46:53,436 --> 00:46:54,437
I'm gonna...

772
00:47:00,655 --> 00:47:01,863
I guess I'll, uh,

773
00:47:02,528 --> 00:47:03,779
see you next season.

774
00:47:35,686 --> 00:47:37,330
What the fuck are you doing?

775
00:47:37,706 --> 00:47:39,523
We're both in tuxedos
out in public.

776
00:47:40,264 --> 00:47:41,181
- No one is looking.

777
00:47:40,999 --> 00:47:42,077
- You don't know that.

778
00:47:56,082 --> 00:47:57,208
See you next season!

779
00:47:59,839 --> 00:48:00,795
Hollander.

